I believe this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my habits
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly check here incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

Folks won't believe what just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Like, for real
• This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?